Reverend Dave

Now let me tell you about Reverend Dave.



He is a respectable man of God. You will never hear a cuss word pass from his lips, nor see a drop of alcohol (or cigarette) touch his lips.



He is always dressed respectably, as a good man of God should. You’ll never see him listening to worldly music or watching worldly television.





He lives in a respectable house, from which we pretend not to hear the screams at night.